What is DC?

Mommy keeps talking about going to a place called DC with Crazy Aunt Cassandra. What is it? Is it a park? Does it have animals? Does it have dogs like Scotty? Is that where Daddy is at?

Mommy went to a doctor today, so I got to play with Nana and Gramps. They play so good! Gramps gets down on the floor with me and plays with my toys with me! Nana wears fun shoes that make funny noises when I pull them! And Gramps has clocks that make noises! I love going to their house!

I love my Mommy, but today she made me mad. She wouldn't let me go into the cabinet again. She kept making the "EH" noise at me, but I really wanted to play with the neat looking can with the straw so I ignored her after I yelled back. Then she poked me with her foot. That wasn't nice so I cried at her. She moved me and closed the door. I got really mad.  But then she gave me snacks and I wasn't made anymore.

Today Mommy said it was Star Wars day. I like Star Wars! She let me wear my Yoda shirt and my Darth Vader jamas! I like Darth Vader. I like watching Star Wars. Stuff blows up and it's cool. Daddy says he's going to teach me how to blow stuff up, but Mommy says she'll kill him. I don't want Daddy to die, so I don't know if I want stuff to blow up.

My very first ever blog post!

Mommy is trying to rock me to sleep, type, and keep my from playing with her computer at the same time. I don't think she's doing very well. I'm getting sleepy, and when I get sleepy, I get very very grumpy. I don't like sleep. I miss out on a lot. Like daddy calling. I like it when daddy calls. Mommy gets really happy and excited and says, "Who is it?" That's how I know it's daddy. I'm still trying to figure out how to get him to play with me and why he can't touch me. I reach out and try to touch him but all I touch is the computer. Mommy says he's in South Korea, but I don't know where that is. I can't wait to play with my daddy again!

Today was a fun day. Mommy gave me something called nutella. It's chocolate! I love chocolate. I got it all over mommy's jeans. She didn't think that was funny, but I did! I got mad at her earlier. I was trying to explore the cabinets and she kept making an angry noise at me. It sounds like "EH". All I was doing was investigating an interesting looking straw attached to a can. Mommy said it would hurt me, but I think she was lying.

I got a bath today! I love splashing in the bathtub. Sometimes it even gets mommy wet! That's my favorite! And then she chases me on the floor! I love crawling naked on the floor! I don't like clothes.

I'm really sleepy. Mommy is playing sleepy music to get me to calm down... But I don't want to sleep... There's too much that... zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...